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An ejaculation in a drinking glass.
If you think cum should be eaten, you're going to want to get a bowl or a plate, but if you think it should be drunk, then a glass is definitely the thing. A straw is, of course, optional.
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An ejaculation that lands on the ground or on a floor, often to be licked up by a submissive.
When you don't have a mop, a tongue takes longer but works just as well.
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An ejaculation on a man's or woman's hands.
The advantage of having cum on your hands is that you're going to wash them anyway - when you're done with that, you're done with your cleanup!
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An ejaculation on a man's or woman's legs
A girl's best friends are her legs, but even the best of friends must part.
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An ejaculation in a man's or woman's mouth.
There's no better place to cum - soft, wet, wide open, and with no danger of pregnancy. Bonus - if the mouth's owner likes cum, that's where the taste buds are!
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An ejaculation on a man's or woman's stomach.
When you want to pull out, but you're too lazy to aim for the tits or the face. It's right there.
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Performers of Mexican descent.
Can we just walk away from any tired jokes about spicy girls or south-of-the-border innuendo and say that Mexican girls are really sexy?
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Performers of Middle Eastern descent.
The more repressive the milieu, the hotter it is when they cut loose.
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A body type characterized by dwarfism or very small stature.
Little people: They're still big enough where it counts.
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A phallus-shaped toy with a head at both ends, designed for simultaneous insertion in one or more orifices or partners.
A dong only goes so far, and sometimes you have two holes that need filling. It's a good thing most of these are flexible!
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"Mom I'd Like to Fuck"; denotes a female performer who can credibly appear to be one generation older than her scene partner, or old enough to have adult children.
Thank heavens for little girls who grew up and stayed just as dirty as they were when they were little.
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Facial hair growing above and for the width of the upper lip; may be styled in any of several ways.
Some of adult's most iconic stars have sported upperlipholstery and made the porn-stache into a household word. Where would the industry be without Ron Jeremy's face shrubbery?
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Women's breasts, unenhanced by surgery or other artificial augmentation.
Big and bouncy, small and firm, or anywhere in between, there's nothing like a perfect, unenhanced boob - nature's perfect handwarmer.
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A male performer who is significantly older than his scene partner, where the age difference is a factor in the scene's erotic appeal.
Experience counts for a lot - the more, the better. You don't see a lot of young guys in positions of power.
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A body type, generally female, characterized by an unusually small physique.
Thank heaven for very little girls. Even in porn, where the girls tend to be on the small side, there's a way to make a dick look even bigger.
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