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Cowboy

Porn featuring a man playing the role of a cowboy or Western-themed character.

At the intersection of Manly Street and American Way, there stands the cowboy - leathery, grizzled, sun-burnt and squinting. He's wearing chaps and a big hat, and he's smoking a cigarette. He loves his horse. You know you want him.

Blowjob

Oral sex performed by a woman on a man.

Like handjobs, titjobs, and footjobs, blowjobs aren't really jobs as much as they are labors of love. Well, lust. Also, there's really not that much blowing. Come to think of it, blowjobs should really be called suckfuns.

Crop

A toy borrowed from equestrian sport; used to strike a submissive partner for punishment or correction or to leave weals on the skin.

Sometimes you just want to beat a horse, but there isn't a horse around; you have the crop in your hand, and then some sub comes along and reminds you that you don't have a horse. Well, what else are you supposed to do?

Crossdressing

The practice of wearing clothes generally considered appropriate for the opposite apparent gender, often for erotic or sexual stimulation. Also called transvestism.

You're never fully dressed without a smile, but sometimes you want a nice frock and some high heels too. Or maybe a sharp suit over the sexy bra and panties. Point is, you gotta look pretty inside and out.

Snowballing

The practice of sharing semen and saliva from mouth to mouth in increasing amounts as each participant adds fluid.

Snowballing is what happens when two or more people who love cum very very much pass a gob of jizz and spit back and forth by kissing; any number of people can play, but don’t let it touch the ground!

Fucking Machine

Any machine designed to simulate the motions of human sexual activity, ranging from handheld devices to large motor-driven installations.

As in "Please attach the dildo to the fucking machine and turn it on so it can fuck me!" rather than "Please shut off that fucking machine - it's making too much noise." Fucking machines are like Terminators - they have one function, and they never, ever stop.

Spooning

A sexual position in which one partner lies behind the other and effects penetration with a penis or dildo; so called because of the resemblance to stacked spoons in a drawer.

Not as sweet and cuddly as it sounds - in porn, the big spoon almost always has his dick in the little spoon. This position is just like doggy-style except it's for when you're too tired to be up on your hands and knees.

Spanking

The practice of striking the buttocks with a bare or gloved hand for the purpose of causing mild to severe pain during sexual or BDSM activity.

When you were a kid, you might have gotten your ass tanned or a session with Dad's belt for being bad, but for grownups , it's more of a reward than a punishment.

Ass to Mouth

Oral sex performed by a woman on a man directly after withdrawal of his penis from her anus.

The OTHER kind of ATM. Unless your money's really dirty, ass-to-mouth in porn - pulling out of an asshole you've been fucking and popping that hardon right into her mouth - is much more transgressive.

Standing Cowgirl

A sexual position in which a man penetrates a woman while standing and holding her up, with her legs wrapped around his waist.

Even if you're hung like a horse, this one's not easy to pull off - carrying a girl around using your dick as the main support structure requires some real stamina, even if she is helping by keeping her legs wrapped around you.

Standing Doggie

A sexual position in which one person penetrates another from behind while both are standing.

You don't see a lot of dogs fucking while standing on two legs, but that's still what we call bending someone over and taking her from behind.

Standing Missionary

A sexual position in which one partner is penetrated while both are standing and facing each other.

Two people fucking while standing up and facing each other really isn't to common as an activity among most missionary societies, but we just don't have a better name for this position.

Strap-On

Refers to a harness, attachable dildo, or both; designed to allow the simulation of penile penetration by a woman on a male or female partner.

A convenient way to deploy that great dildo you bought, but still leave your hands free for texting. Or whatever.

Striptease

The practice of removing clothes or a costume slowly to increase anticipation and desire; often but not always performed as a dance with music or props.

You can get undressed fast and get down to business, or you can take your time stripping and get down to business; the only real difference is how long it takes to get to the X-rated part.

Swallowing

The practice of swallowing semen as opposed to spitting it out or allowing it to be ejaculated on the body.

Cum has to end up somewhere - dirty girls take it all over the face or tits, virtuous girls spit, and girls who don't want to have to clean up later take it down the hatch.

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